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Friday 29 January 2010

A Brief Thought Apropos The Iraq Inquiry

William Shakespeare put it rather well a few hundred years ago:

Dogberry: 'Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders... thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and to conclude, they are lying knaves.'

Oh, and Tony Blair? Burn in hell for eternity, you lying, traitorous, mass-murdering, sanctimonious little cunt of a war criminal.

My apologies for the strong language. I just felt I had to list his good points.

Saturday 2 January 2010

Happy New Year everybody!

Hi all. This is just a quick note to wish everyone a happy and prosperous 2010. Not been online much lately, as there've been some problems with internet access at home. Abnormal service will be resumed as soon as I've managed to a) brave and b) successfully communicate with Virgin Media's Mickey Mouse call centre in Mumbai.

All the best!